Where's Dave Chappelle when you need him?

Step aside Rosie O'Donnell and Michael Richards...UConn and Tarleton State University have set a new precedent for feelin' the love.

Both schools engaged in off campus parties to "commemorate" MLK's birthday.

Students at TSU threw a party that featured attendees wearing gang apparel and Afro wigs, carrying malt liquor, handguns, and fried chicken, and even one woman dressed as Aunt Jemima. Not to be outdone, students at the University of Connecticut School of Law opted for do-rags, gang signs, gold teeth, malt liquor, and a fake machine gun during an off-campus gathering, just days after the civil rights leader's January 15 birthday.

See the red state hicks and blue state WASPs demonstrate their appreciation for a man who died for civil rights. Classy kids. Real classy. I bet you're all big Amos n' Andy fans.

Dave Chappelle!! Where are you? Can't Chris Rock step in to provide a "cracka-ass cracka"?

Jet Li To Punch Rosie O'Donnell In Her Drunken Irish Face

HAHAHAHA!!! What did I tell you? In this day and age of cell phone cameras, Tivos, 4GB jump drives, and cranial HDDs with optical feeds you need to behave yourself. First Michael Richards forgets his racial sensitivity training and drops multiple n-bombs, and now Rosie O'Donnell shows her love and respect for Asians.

I'm no big proponent of political correctness, I cross "that line" all the time, but there is something to be said about being sensitive to someone's culture, especially when you're on the *wink-wink* wholesome program "The View." Rosie apparently thought it'd be funny to imitate how a Chinese news anchor would report Danny DeVito's drunken bout on the program, and proceeded to act it out by eloquently articulating "...chong, ching chong chong, Danny DeVito, ching chong chong chong, drunk, The View, ching chong..."

AWESOME! Way to go Rosie.

Actually, maybe it's better that all of this behavior is so easily trapped and consumed by the populace. It lets us know our entertainers so much more intimately. I only wish I had been blogging when Tom Cruise berated Matt Lauer for being glib. Stupid Matt and his no knowing of Tom's ultra OT-7 ability to treat mental and/or behavioral conditions with a regiment of vitamins and engram auditing. Tom and Rosie should procreate. Just think of the wonderful things that could happen if those two mixed some genes. Whoo!