Spitzer to provide extracurricular activity lessons to Vallejo city employees

It's tragic, offensive, and downright embarrassing for everyone.

Now that we have that out of the way, here were some of the recent highlights of comedy antics surrounding (now) former Gov. Eliot Spitzer:

I sat next to the guy three times and I didn't pick up on any of this. - Stephen Colbert

It's just mind-blowing that he spent $4,300 on a hooker. It just shows how high the cost of living is in New York. That same hooker would cost $50 in Newark. - Lisa Landry

They're talking about impeaching Eliot Spitzer if he doesn't step down, and I'm thinking, 'Whoa, a Democrat being impeached for extramarital sex. Well, happy days are here again!' - David Letterman

Not surprisingly, clients 1 through 8 were Charlie Sheen. - Conan O'Brien

If this guy was a plumber ... he would have his wife's SUV tire tracks over his head - Jay Leno

No. 1: "It's Arnold Schwarzenegger. Thanks. I'm no longer America's creepiest governor." - David Letterman's Top 10 List

Spitzer resigned yesterday. If only other elected officials in similar circumstances could follow suit....ahem...Mr. Craig?

Next on the list for the former Governor? Well, he's heading to Vallejo, CA to act as Activities Director for the city's overpaid city employees.