The most important print job you'll ever queue

After you read about how the Senate refused to remove a withdrawl deadline from the spending bill that they approved (which means it'll now go in front of the brightest chimp ever to wear custom-made suits), you'll need to print out your very own Sanjaya Malakar hair-do cut-outs.
I hope he wins and Simon has to sign him. At this point you will know that Judgement Day is here and you should repent your sins, sinner.