When things happen, they sometimes leave a smear on the windshield of the car of life. I'm here to help investigate what that smear is, and if possible, to take a sample to catalog it for future study. Until we get the results from this analysis, we'll need to postpone final judgment.
I also want to thank you for running with McCain, and helping people make the easy decision to vote for Obama. I'm going to miss your lampoons on SNL. Thankfully, Tina Fey will be around longer than you.